they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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