Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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