it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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