You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?