She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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