we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun