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fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!

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What does that mean?

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How when the cu k dos I yet u

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(248): fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!! (1-248): What does that mean? (248): How when the cu k dos I yet u (1-248): Focus http://tfl.nu/kvgv

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i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show

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(970): i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show http://tfl.nu/yysf

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i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both

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(248): i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both http://tfl.nu/4hk0

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Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters

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I can be that talented

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(805 ): Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters (303): I can be that talented http://tfl.nu/rub2

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(561): View more from Florida

you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic

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(561): you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic http://tfl.nu/jttf

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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea

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(574): almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea http://tfl.nu/8a1h

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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..

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(412): you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby.. http://tfl.nu/7gz9

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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack

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(571): It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack http://tfl.nu/ebu7

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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.

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(984): i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight. http://tfl.nu/cncx

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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.

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(+61): You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette. http://tfl.nu/8wqd

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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.

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(914): Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius. http://tfl.nu/p1hh

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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.

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(+46): Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely. http://tfl.nu/r3zz

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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.

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(770): Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week. http://tfl.nu/3id8

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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.

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(774): preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts. http://tfl.nu/6ehv

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There's a naked man in my car right now.

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(903): There's a naked man in my car right now. http://tfl.nu/6qzb

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