So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet