Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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