So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I pour the whiskey from now on
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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