i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Im part way to drunk.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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