Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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