I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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