grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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