found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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