whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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