Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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