i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.