i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is