Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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