Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
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You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
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isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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