Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.