There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off