Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.