Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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