Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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