I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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