It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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