i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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