you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You can't just leave with hair like that
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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