Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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