she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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