It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Randomize