I wish i was in the wii world.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
