He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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