Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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