OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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