I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She told me I should be a condom model.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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