Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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