I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I was not drunk enough for that final.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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