if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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