Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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