Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.