Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(434): View more from Virginia

u cheatin on me?

(1-434): View more from Virginia

if i did i would try to upgrade babe.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.

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(315): View more from New York

Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.

(309): View more from Illinois

You rock my world.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.

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