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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo

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(610): Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo http://tfl.nu/aw10

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(210): View more from Texas

i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore

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(210): i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore http://tfl.nu/ys1g

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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.

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People still let you watch their kids?

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(970): I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer. (1-970): People still let you watch their kids? http://tfl.nu/8t1p

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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."

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(908): While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you." http://tfl.nu/7a3m

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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars

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I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers

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(252): I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars (1-252): I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers http://tfl.nu/w67j

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.

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(715): Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once. http://tfl.nu/y3bm

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(516): View more from New York

I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.

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(516): I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology. http://tfl.nu/5jdj

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(212): View more from New York

Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.

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(212): Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower. http://tfl.nu/5646

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(315): View more from New York

A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos

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(315): A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos http://tfl.nu/8sxj

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(360): View more from Washington

ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.

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are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?

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(360): ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear. (425): are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again? http://tfl.nu/6nto

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Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."

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(817): Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window." http://tfl.nu/43ug

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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe

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(815): Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe http://tfl.nu/9pv6

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(607): View more from New York

I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.

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(607): I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs. http://tfl.nu/ntwi

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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk

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(+44): I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk http://tfl.nu/m4vj

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(757): View more from Virginia

He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage

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(757): He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage http://tfl.nu/ukt4

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