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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I wish life had little blips of pornography

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there

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• (818): View more from California

  I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.

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