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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Call me so I can make it juicy for ya

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• (714): View more from California

  we're chasing vodka with high fives

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• (646): View more from New York

  My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.

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• (323): View more from California

  Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  orgasmnado...tomorrow night

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  That's what I'm talking about

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.

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