cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
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I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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