Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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