There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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