Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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