If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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