I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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