Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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