saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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