The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
