OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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