I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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